I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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