do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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