Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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