ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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