Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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