But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My vagina just clenched in fear
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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