what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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