You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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