If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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