i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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