Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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