You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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