Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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