my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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