I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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