On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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