Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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