So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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