just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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