so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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