I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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