My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
