I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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