Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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