your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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