I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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