found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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