Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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