...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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