I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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