i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Shame - the story of my life.
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