And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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