She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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