so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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