Don't you send me to vm
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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