R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Oh god it's open bar.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
