This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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