He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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