He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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