I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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