Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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