I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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