hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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