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My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
and she was petting her beer can
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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