You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
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