just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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