I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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