pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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