It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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