: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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