ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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