i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize