I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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