And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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